Today’s guest blog is from Rebecca of The Joy of IVF!
Did I Say That? (channeling Steve Urkel as a Twin Mom)
As the mother of boy/girl twins who just turned two, I find myself saying very strange comments throughout our days. As a disclaimer, I am one that laughs at farts jokes and thinks that any sentence with the word “balls” in it is funny. So, it should come of no surprise that I can easily find hilarity in some of these little ditties.
This post could also be named for Steve Carell of The Office b/c I also follow up a lot of these comment with “That’s what she said.”
- Stop licking those balls.
- You cannot touch those privates…you can only touch your own privates.
- Don’t pee on her.
- Don’t play with his pee.
- No, you don’t have boobies.
- Yes, you do have boobies…well, sorta.
- Get off my boobies.
- No, poop doesn’t come out of there…it comes out of here.
- Take off all of your clothes…RIGHT NOW!!!
- Stop putting your finger in there…it’s dirty!
- Do not put that in your mouth.
- Stop trying to put that in her mouth…she doesn’t want it!
- Don’t touch her poop.
What kind of things do you hear yourself saying that make you giggle? After all, if we don’t find the humor in some of this craziness, we may just have to visit the insane asylum!!!
Kendryk please do NOT lick your sister's bum just because you can't see does not give you the right to do it! (Bath time is soooooo fun with them together.
And for Julie-Ann get off your sister now, no we do not fart in her face.
These are great!!! I had to laugh / cringe when I found myself saying, "Do not run over your babies with the car!" Ack!
OH HILARIOUS- can't stop laughing!
– Please stop saying nipples
– Must you investigate so closely when I'm changing your sister's diaper?
-You can't have that booby! It's your sisters!
-Seriously, I'm nursing the babies! Don't give me THAT look!
There are many others, but my husband records most of them over at his blog under a section called "Crazy Speak". For a little context: we call our girls Dragons 😉
http://resistingpinkification.blogspot.com/search/label/crazy%20speak
My twin mom friends and I had a loooong thread like this on FB.
"Don't eat the fossilized Cheerio!"
"Did you just stick your finger in your sister's buttcrack?"
and my favorite…
"Please stop slapping your vagina."
"Don't hammer your sisters!" said to 2 year old son when he had a toy hammer and was going after his baby sisters.
"Don't lick her pacifier!"
"Please wipe your bottom before you leave the bathroom!"
"Don't hug her without undies on!"
"Pee only in the potty, not in your toy box!"
"We don't eat bum cream!"
And my all time favorite
"Nipples are for babies, not for big boys!" 🙂
Great Post!
lol!!
How about these:
Stop tweeking your nipples.
You'll have a big pee pee some day, too.
No, lil girl, you can't pee standing up even though your brother can.
Get your butt out of my face!
Get your finger out of her butt!
Get your pee pee out of the frog!
Yes, you can feed a baby with your nipples some day, too.
No, you can't feed a baby with YOUR nipples though buddy.
Don't sit on HER face!
Don't sit on MY face!
Stop riding me.
Poo in the tub, poo in the tub!!!!
There are so many more but I can't think of any more right now!!!